Dear State of California:

I regret to inform you that every person who works for you, the State of California, has been failing to do their job.

They have failed to defend the constitution of the united states against all enemies, foreign and domestic.

I have proof.

Not one California state worker has been arrested at the gates of the White House for attempting to capture the enemies of freedom, justice, and the American way who currently work there.

Nobody has left their post as mail carrier, teacher, or park ranger to travel to our nation's capitol and remove from power the most heinous threat to our constitution ever: George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, and their associated gophers and cronies.

So, sorry, CA, you need to fire more than just those two teachers who refused to sign your stupid Loyalty Oath. You need to fire every last state employee right on up to the Governator.