Comcast customer service chat
Here's a fairly laughable example of 'service' from Comcast.
Yes, you are reading that correctly: "Currently 209 in the queue"
At 10:09am on a Sunday.
As I type this sentence, it is 10:29am, and I am now down to 96 in the queue.
At this rate, I may receive excellent customer service before I am due to retire and move to Florida. But I may not. I'm already dreaming of the shuffleboard games and frothy glasses of metamucil.