I am Jack's Smirking Revenge

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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

DEAR USPS

Just a quick note to our hard-working and much-valued United States Postal Service.

Start putting the face value of all your stamps ON THE stamp, eh?

If the treasury started issuing money with no value printed on it, nobody would stand for it.

SO KNOCK IT OFF.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Cuba

Hello Cuba!

I'm up here in the USA.

Our government seems to be pretty down on your government.

Sorry about that! I don't like these people who pretend to be running the country, and saying what they think are useful words on television- but they're not going away as I'd hoped.

I just wanted to say: most of us regular people don't care what your country's government does. We hope you're happy and having a nice day.

So ignore the dumb puppets on television and smile. Your USA neighbors like you.