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Monday, March 23, 2009

Oklahoma State Representative Rebecca Hamilton: MORON

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/greg-lukianoff/oklahoma-legislature-inve_b_177473.html

Recently, Richard Dawkins delivered a speech at the University of Oklahoma.

In an effort to waste taxpayer's money, Oklahoma State Representative Rebecca Hamilton is looking deeply into the how and why of Darkins' speaking event.

This is essentially an effort to discourage speakers like Dawkins from being invited as speakers.

Way to drag the world back towards the dark ages, Oklahoma, and residents thereof.

Please get back to watching Wheel of Fortune and let the thinking people take care of the world for you, you're not up to the job.

Our list of Songs We Need Never Hear Again

Here is the result of a survey among my friends- "Your top five songs that never need to be heard again"...

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Grand Total:

* What's up? * Four Non Blondes
* What's up? * Four Non Blondes
* stairway to heaven * Led zeppelin
* Stairway to Heaven * Led Zeppelin
* I Will Always Love You * Whitney Houston
* I will always love you * Whitney Houston

* Bohemian Rhapsody * Queen
* We Will Rock You / We Are The Champions * Queen
* You Shook me All night long * AC/DC *
* I Saw the Sign * Ace of Base *
* Dude (Looks Like a Lady) * Aerosmith *
* Respect * Aretha Franklin *
* Who let the Dogs out * Baha Men (or anyone who sings it at all) *
* We Didn't Start the Fire * Billy Joel *
* Achy Breaky Heart * Billy Ray Cyrus *
* No Woman, No cry * bob marley *
* Livin' on a Prayer * Bon Jovi *
* Oops I did it again * Brittany Spears *
* Taking care of Business * BTO *
* down on the corner * CCR *
* My heart will go on * Celine Deon *
* Lady Marmalade * Christina Aguilera's *
* Do You Have to Let it Linger * Cranberries *
* Heart of Rock and Roll * Huey Lewis *
* What a Wonderful World * Louis Armstrong *
* Working For the Weekend * Loverboy *
* U Can't Touch This * M.C. Hammer *
* Spirit in the Sky * Norman Greenbaum *
* Wonderwall * Oasis *
* When a Man Loves a Woman * Percy Sledge *
* Another Brick in the Wall * Pink Floyd *
* Neutron Dance * Pointer Sisters *
* Shiny Happy People * R.E.M. *
* Creep * Radiohead *
* Keep on Lovin' you * REO Speedwagon *
* Abraxis * Santana *
* Soak Up the Sun * Sheryl Crow *
* Top of the Pops * Smithereens *
* People Get Ready * Sonny & Brownie *
* If You wanna be my lover * Spice Girls *
* We Built This City * Starship *
* Born To Be Wild * Steppenwolf *
* Incense and Peppermints * strawberry alarmclock *
* Macarena * that one band that did the macarena *
* Zombie * The Cranberries *
* hotel california * the eagles *
* mickey * toni basil *
* Ice Ice Baby * vanilla ice *

By Submitter:

Will--

stairway to heaven Led zeppelin
down on the corner CCR
hotel california the eagles
mickey toni basil
Wonderwall Oasis


Matt --

Creep Radiohead


Steve --


Stairway to Heaven Led Zeppelin
Another Brick in the Wall Pink Floyd
Dude (Looks Like a Lady) Aerosmith
Livin' on a Prayer Bon Jovi
U Can't Touch This M.C. Hammer
Bohemian Rhapsody Queen
We Will Rock You / We Are The Champions Queen
Born To Be Wild Steppenwolf

Julian --


"What's Going On" Four Non Blondes
"I Saw the Sign" Ace of Base
"Zombie" The Cranberries
"Do You Have to Let it Linger" Cranberries
"Lady Marmalade" Christina Aguilera's


Michael Ream


What a Wonderful World Louis Armstrong
When a Man Loves a Woman Percy Sledge
People Get Ready Sonny & Brownie
Abraxis Santana
Respect Aretha Franklin
Incense and Peppermints strawberry alarmclock


Allen --


Working For the Weekend Loverboy
Heart of Rock and Roll Huey Lewis
We Built This City Starship
We Didn't Start the Fire Billy Joel
Shiny Happy People R.E.M.

Kristi--

Spirit in the Sky Norman Greenbaum
I Will Always Love You Whitney Houston
Achy Breaky Heart Billy Ray Cyrus
Soak Up the Sun Sheryl Crow
Neutron Dance Pointer Sisters


Pam --

Ice Ice Baby vanilla ice
No Woman, No cry bob marley
You Shook me All night long AC/DC

Bianka --


Oops I did it again Brittany Spears
If You wanna be my lover Spice Girls
Who let the Dogs out Baha Men (or anyone who sings it at all)


Mike --

Macarena that one band that did the macarena


Gary --

Top of the Pops Smithereens


Katie--


What's Going on? Concrete Blonde
I will always love you Whitney Houston
My heart will go on Celine Deon
Taking care of Business BTO

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Fallout 3: Oh, come on Microsoft

So, Bethesdasoft makes this great game: Fallout 3.

It's very fun, and has lots of interesting details. And of course, once you have played through them all, there is the hope that add-on packs will come out so you can play more.

Traditionally, this has either been via a slightly-cheaper pack you'd get at the store, or maybe pay for and download.

So, Microsoft is unfortunately involved in this product.

Their involvement? "Games for Windows", an obnoxious and unnecessary product to do what the internet and your web browser will already do.

In the fine, fine microsoft tradition, no process that works well already can't be improved upon to ensure that you are completely annoyed by it.

In this case, the Fallout 3 add-on can be acquired after you get and install (yes, that's right, the product is delivered by another product) the "Microsoft Windows Live Game Manager Doohickey and End User Annoyance Increaser".

Well, let me rewind.

First, you have to figure out that you want the Fallout 3 'downloadable content'.

Then you have to figure out how to get it, which, since I am a PC user, means I have to rummage around until I find some link that tells me to go set up a microsoft live ID by going to gamesforwindows.com/live/completeCrap ...

Then you have to make sure that you aren't kicked over to the XBOX site after you login.

Ok. So now we've: singed up for a service, downloaded and installed 30mb of bloatware ad-delivery bullshit, and gone online to purchase the add-on. With real money? No, with "microsoft points", the equivalent of game tokens which are worthless except in this arcade, in their machines.

This add-on happens to cost 800 points... and guess what? I can't seem to find a place which will sell me 800 points.

Yep.

So I bailed. I am not touching any more F3 stuff until I can just buy the disc in the store or get it through... some other means.

Up yours, Microsoft, and thanks a lot, Bethesda, you idiots.

Monday, March 09, 2009

Airfare Taxes

So, in looking at airfare, I see this "tax" or "charge" included in the explanation section on just about every website I have looked at:

"U. S. or International Departure and Arrival Charges. This charge is required and collected by the carriers. This charge may be as high as $400, depending on where you're going."

The strange thing is, when you buy a ticket, they don't tell you whose charge it is, or any of that.

WHAT THE !@#@%$!@#?!?!?

I will look into this more. This is not at all funny.